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Hey, babe, babe, babe,
check it out.

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The biggest one they had.

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Boom! 23 pounds.

4
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There'’s gonna be so much
leftover turkey,

5
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I'’m gonna be sleepy
for weeks.

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Well, put it back.

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There'’s only four of us,

8
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and I'’m not cooking
that big-ass turkey.

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Where'’s your Thanksgiving
spirit, babe?

10
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I'’ll tell you where.

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Out on your brother'’s boat,

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with the rest of your family.

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You know what,
I don'’t care if he invited us.

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I'’m done letting Curtis throw
his lotto money in my face.

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He wouldn'’t even never won

16
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if I wouldn'’t have stopped
at that gas station

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to get Mama a Pepsi.

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Look, I thought I was
gonna have the day off.

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Just get a smaller one,

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and stop trying to make me
cook a pterodactyl.

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Fine. How big?

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Let'’s go with 12 pounds.

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12 pounds? What the rest
of y'’all gonna eat?

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Fine.

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Hi, Tina.

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Oh, hey, guys.
What'’s up?

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Ooh, looks like you'’re stocking
up for the big day, huh?

28
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So, you have a bunch
of family coming over?

29
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No, just Calvin and the boys
sitting on the couch

30
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while I cook my butt off
in the kitchen,

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sweating over a stove,
you know, alone.

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A holiday.

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Well, if that'’s the case,

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you should just come
to our house.

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Right, Gemma?I'’d love that.

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Well, are you sure?
I don'’t want to impose.

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Come on, it'’ll be fun.
The men can watch football,

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and you can keep me company
while I do all the cooking.

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Okay, great, we'’re coming.

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Awesome. We'’ll see you
Thursday around noon?

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Are you sure I can'’t
bring anything? We'’re sure.

42
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Good. That'’s the answer
I was looking for.

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All right.Hey, babe.

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Yeah?
Sorry.

45
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They didn'’t have
any 12-pounders,

46
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so I just rounded up
to a 20.

47
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Well, put it back, '’cause
we'’re going to the Johnsons'.

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The Johnsons'’?Uh-huh.

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You joking, right, Tina?Nope.

50
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I had to fight two people
to get this turkey.

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One lady threw
her dentures at me.

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Ooh, there she is right there.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Gemma, I have terrible news.

56
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I just got off the phone
with my mother.

57
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Oh, no, did something
happen to her?

58
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Worse. She'’s coming
for Thanksgiving.

59
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What?

60
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I thought she was going
to your Aunt Gail'’s.

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Well, yeah, apparently
they got into a fight

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over which is better,
NCISor NCIS: Los Angeles.

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And now she'’s coming
here instead.

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But why is it bad
that Grammy'’s coming?

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Oh, it'’s not bad, Grover.
It'’s terrible.

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Dave!

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I... Okay.

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Look, you know that nobody loves
Grammy more than I do,

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but... she'’s getting
a little bit older

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and she comes from
a small town and, well,

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you know how we tell you
that there are things

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that people might think

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but should never, ever say?Yeah.

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Grammy doesn'’t believe
that'’s true.

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Yeah. Hey, buddy.

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Can I talk to Mommy alone
for a minute?

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Are you gonna tell her
something about Grammy

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that you think
but shouldn'’t say?

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Yes.

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Gemma, what are we gonna do?

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We have to uninvite the Butlers.

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Sweetie, it'’s the day before
Thanksgiving; that'’d be rude.

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Ruder than my mom?

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Remember when she went off
on that lady

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about how we need
to "build the wall"?

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Yes, I do.

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We had to start going
to a different Taco Bell.

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Gemma, she is going to ruin
Thanksgiving, I know it.

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Sweetie, I know you get
embarrassed by your mom,

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but she'’s an adult.

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You'’re not in charge
of her behavior.

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And what if she says something
offensive to the Butlers?

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You know, Calvin and I
are starting

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to become such good friends.

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I know. But
you know what?

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Maybe it'’s a good
thing she'’s coming.

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You always say the reason
she'’s the way she is

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is because she only knows
people just like her.

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We can help change that.

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Okay, you know,
m-maybe you'’re right.

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You know, maybe
this is a chance

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for us to broaden
her horizons.

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To introduce her to

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a new spectrum
of people. Exactly.

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Grammy wants to know how often
there are riots around here.

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Oh, no...

107
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Can I uninvite them now?

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Why are you still standing here?

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I cannot believe
that we'’re going

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to the Johnsons'’
for Thanksgiving.

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I mean, since we
weren'’t going to

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my brother Curtis'’s,
I thought I could finally

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start my own
Thanksgiving traditions.

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Like what?

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Like not going
to the Johnsons'’.

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[doorbell rings]

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Well, I plan on
laying around

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while somebody else
worries about the cooking.

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Feels good to be a man.

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Hey, Calvin.Come on in, man.

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Hey, I wanted to talk
to you guys about tomorrow.

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I'’m not wearing a
pilgrim'’s hat, Dave.

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Well, good news:
you won'’t have to

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because I'’m here to,
um, uninvite you.

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What?

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My man, Dave!

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Wait a minute.
[laughing]

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Wait a minute.Oh, yeah.

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Hold up.

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What do you mean,
you'’re uninviting us?

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Come on, it doesn'’t
matter, Tina. You know?

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We already hugged it out
and everything; a deal'’s a deal.

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Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait.

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Wait, where you going?
No, no.

135
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I want to know what happened.

136
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Well, as it turns out,
my mom is surprising us

137
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and flying in from
Michigan and, uh...

138
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[chuckles] ...she can
be kind of a handful.

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What do you mean,
she'’s a handful?

140
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Now, Tina, Tina.
The lady'’s a handful.

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What else do you need
to know? Come on.

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Well, look,
it just, it'’s...

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You know, she'’s
from a small town,

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she'’s kind of
old-school,

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she can be pretty
conservative.

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Oh, she'’s racist.

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No, she-she'’s not racist,

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she just says things
most people know not to

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because they'’re
horribly offensive.

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So she'’s like Calvin.

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How am I offensive?

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I mean, you'’re not
offensive as a person,

153
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but you know, it'’s,
it'’s just your words

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and your tone

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and your opinions.

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I just tell
the truth, Tina.

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Hmm.
It'’s not my fault

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that a bunch of little
crybabies can'’t handle it.

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That'’s actually
how my mom started

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her Christmas
letter last year.

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Listen, baby, I'’m
not trying to make

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you feel bad, but you know
you are not gonna

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be able to be around
somebody like Dave'’s mom.

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So, I guess
I'’ll be doing

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the cooking this year
after all.

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T-Tina, no.
You know what?

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No, you sit
back and relax.

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You'’re gonna get that
day off that you deserve.

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No. No, no, no.

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We agreed; we hugged
and everything.

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Sorry, Dave.

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I reject your uninvite.

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We'’re coming to your house
for Thanksgiving.

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Calvin, what
about my mom?

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Doesn'’t matter.

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You know, like I always say,

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when they go low, I go high.

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That'’s right,
that'’s right.

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And that'’s exactly
what I'’m gonna do.

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Mm-hmm.No matter what

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your backwoods, whitebread,
hillbilly-ass mama has to say.

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I can'’t believe
this weather.

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In November! [chuckles]

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It'’s nice, isn't it?

185
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Grover can play outside
all year round.

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That'’s wonderful.

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Makes you wonder
why people are always

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shooting each other out here.

189
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People shoot
each other out here?

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All the time, honey.

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Mom, that'’s-that's not true.

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It is according to
my news channel.

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Well, not according to mine.

194
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You should really try
to watch more than one of them.

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Fine. How many
do you watch?

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Well, uh, one.

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Oh! I brought cookies.

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Oh.
[chuckles]

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Buddy, just-just
one, okay?

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We have dinner later.

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Hmm, your daddy
could never stop

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at just one.
[chuckles]

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In middle school,
we had to shop

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in the husky section.

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Oh, but look at that chiseled,
handsome face now.

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Oh, baby,
your skin is dry.

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Are you using moisturizer?

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Y-Yes, Mom,
I'’m sufficiently moist.

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Well, I hope
it has SPF,

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because if it
doesn'’t have SPF,

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you'’re gonna end up
with cancer

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just like
your Uncle John.

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I didn'’t know
Uncle John has cancer.

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He had to get his ear removed.

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But it went fine,
he had a Jewish doctor.

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Mom...

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"A Jewish doctor"?

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Yes. Everyone knows
they'’re the best.

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Although, I now hear
the Indian ones

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are catching up.
[sighs]

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Hey, Grammy, look.

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There'’s my school.
Oh.

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The school is pretty great.

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Gemma is doing an amazing job.

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You know, she just
implemented a new curriculum

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that teaches the
kids empathy.

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Oh, good for her. Oh, yeah.

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The kids have
the rest of their lives

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to learn things like
reading and math.

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Well, they teach
those things, too.

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Oh, I'’m sure they do.

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Grover. Can you tell me
the capital of Michigan?

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Sure.[iPad beeps]

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Siri, what'’s the capital
of Michigan?[iPad beeps]

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SIRI: Lansing is
the capital of Michigan.

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Hmm, well, at least
he has empathy.

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Hey, I'’m sorry, Pop,
but there'’s no way

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you'’re not fighting
with Dave'’s mom.

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I know. A proud black patriarch
going toe-to-toe

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with a loudmouth
Midwestern grandma?

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Man, that should be
a pay-per-view match. [laughs]

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Or at least a Tyler Perry movie.

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[laughing]

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Well, prepare to
be disappointed.

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Because I'’m not
gonna do anything

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to ruin your
mother'’s holiday.

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Trust me, boys.

248
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,718
You got to respect the mamas.

249
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:07,590
Listen to your father;
he'’s right.

250
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,637
'’Cause he knows
if he ruins this day for me,

251
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:11,899
I'’m leaving him
for your Uncle Curtis

252
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:14,075
and his boat.

253
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,685
Come on, girl.

254
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:17,861
You know you can'’t
leave all this.

255
00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:18,906
Come on, now.

256
00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:24,433
So, this is where
you used to live

257
00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:27,697
and this is where you live now.

258
00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:32,223
Far, far away from me.

259
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,486
[sighs]

260
00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:37,098
I miss seeing you
all the time.

261
00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,274
Oh, I know honey.

262
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:42,843
But this is where your mom
and dad decided to move.

263
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:45,497
For reasons maybe they can
explain to both of us.

264
00:09:47,072 --> 00:09:48,769
Hey, Grover, can you go help
Mommy in the kitchen?

265
00:09:48,812 --> 00:09:50,858
Okay.
[chuckles]

266
00:09:50,901 --> 00:09:53,469
What'’s the capital
of North Dakota?Bismarck.

267
00:09:53,513 --> 00:09:57,952
[laughs] You'’ll thank me
when he gets into college.

268
00:09:57,996 --> 00:09:59,910
Okay, yeah, uh...

269
00:09:59,954 --> 00:10:02,391
Mom, listen; before our
neighbors get here,

270
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,090
I just want to talk to you
about maybe being careful

271
00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:07,048
with some of the
things that you say.

272
00:10:07,092 --> 00:10:09,790
Oh. Is this because
they'’re black?

273
00:10:10,921 --> 00:10:13,098
Yes.

274
00:10:13,141 --> 00:10:15,056
And-and you'’re afraid

275
00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,623
I'’m going to say
something rude.

276
00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:19,060
Exactly.

277
00:10:19,104 --> 00:10:20,844
Because they'’re always
so sensitive... No.

278
00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,672
No, Mom. No.

279
00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:24,196
[doorbell rings]

280
00:10:24,239 --> 00:10:27,329
[laughs] It'’ll be fine,
David, I promise you.

281
00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:29,810
You don'’t have to treat me
like I'’m a child.

282
00:10:29,853 --> 00:10:30,985
Okay, you know what?
You'’re right, Mom.

283
00:10:31,029 --> 00:10:32,769
I'’m-I'm sorry.Honestly.

284
00:10:32,813 --> 00:10:35,642
It'’s like you think I don't know
how to talk to the blacks.

285
00:10:39,428 --> 00:10:41,996
♪

286
00:10:48,611 --> 00:10:50,483
Mom, how can you not know
that it'’s wrong

287
00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:52,137
to refer to black people
as "the blacks"?

288
00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:55,575
You live in Michigan,
not the 1950s.

289
00:10:55,618 --> 00:11:00,014
You kids are so darn
politically correct these days.

290
00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:02,190
It'’s like everyone's so worried
about each other'’s feelings.

291
00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:04,497
You say that like
it'’s a bad thing.

292
00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,240
I'’m sure they
didn'’t even hear me,

293
00:11:08,283 --> 00:11:10,242
and if they did they
would'’ve said something.

294
00:11:10,285 --> 00:11:12,722
I can'’t believe
you didn'’t say something.

295
00:11:12,766 --> 00:11:16,030
I love your mother very much.

296
00:11:17,684 --> 00:11:20,034
I can'’t believe
she really said that.

297
00:11:20,078 --> 00:11:21,209
I can.

298
00:11:23,298 --> 00:11:26,867
What I can'’t believe is that
Calvin didn'’t lose his cool.

299
00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:29,870
Well, if I were you, I would'’ve
turned right around and left.

300
00:11:29,913 --> 00:11:31,785
Are you kidding?

301
00:11:31,828 --> 00:11:34,135
I'’m sipping wine while a white
lady and her son cook for me.

302
00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:41,664
If my ancestors could
see me now, they'’d be like,

303
00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:44,624
"Look at you, Tina.
You go, girl!"

304
00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:49,411
Okay, I have everyone'’s drinks.

305
00:11:49,455 --> 00:11:50,804
Ooh!
Right.

306
00:11:50,847 --> 00:11:53,023
Yeah.

307
00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:55,504
Damn, Dave,
these are strong.

308
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,639
[coughing]

309
00:11:59,682 --> 00:12:03,382
Yeah, I thought I'’d get ahead
of it and numb everyone'’s pain.

310
00:12:03,425 --> 00:12:07,081
So, I want to know more

311
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,170
about all of you.

312
00:12:09,214 --> 00:12:10,171
Marty, right?Yeah.

313
00:12:10,215 --> 00:12:11,390
Um, what do you do?

314
00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:13,392
Oh, I'’m an engineer at JPL.

315
00:12:13,435 --> 00:12:16,046
Oh, what'’s that?
A-A rap radio station?

316
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,966
Mom, JPL stands for
Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

317
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,968
That'’s right.
I work on the satellites.

318
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,145
Oh, that'’s impressive.Yeah.

319
00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:28,711
You must have gone
to an excellent school.

320
00:12:28,755 --> 00:12:30,757
I did. USC.Oh.

321
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,238
In fact, Marty had
a full scholarship.

322
00:12:33,281 --> 00:12:35,936
Oh, so does that mean
you were an athlete?

323
00:12:35,979 --> 00:12:37,372
[laughs]

324
00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:38,939
CALVIN:
Paula.

325
00:12:38,982 --> 00:12:40,245
Can I, can I call you Paula?

326
00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:44,205
Assuming that Marty
was an athlete

327
00:12:44,249 --> 00:12:46,251
because he'’s black
and went to college,

328
00:12:46,294 --> 00:12:49,471
well, some people might
consider that a stereotype.

329
00:12:49,515 --> 00:12:52,213
Oh, really? It just seems
that every athlete

330
00:12:52,257 --> 00:12:53,475
I see on my TV is black.

331
00:12:56,565 --> 00:12:58,828
Should'’ve made these stronger.

332
00:12:58,872 --> 00:13:00,787
[chuckling]

333
00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:04,443
I mean, Paula, I mean,
clearly you must know

334
00:13:04,486 --> 00:13:07,446
that not every black man
is an athlete.

335
00:13:07,489 --> 00:13:10,449
Marty'’s scholarship was for
his academic achievements.

336
00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:13,582
Oh. A-A-And what
about you, Malcolm,

337
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,497
did you also get
an academic scholarship?

338
00:13:15,541 --> 00:13:17,412
Nope. [laughs]

339
00:13:19,545 --> 00:13:20,894
I was an athlete.

340
00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:25,420
Just like the ones
you see on TV.

341
00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:27,770
He'’s unemployed, too.

342
00:13:33,341 --> 00:13:37,215
So, Calvin, I couldn'’t help
but notice your truck outside.

343
00:13:37,258 --> 00:13:38,520
I mean, it is beautiful.

344
00:13:38,564 --> 00:13:39,782
Oh, thank you.

345
00:13:39,826 --> 00:13:41,958
Do you do the maintenance
yourself?

346
00:13:42,002 --> 00:13:43,786
Yeah, you know,
I'’ve been taking care of her

347
00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,701
ever since she belonged
to my father.

348
00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:49,923
Oh, that'’s great.
You know, us Michiganders,

349
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:53,143
I mean, we love anyone
who knows his way around a car.

350
00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:55,102
And you know what?
I'’ll drink to that.

351
00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:57,104
Here, here, here.

352
00:13:57,147 --> 00:13:58,801
You know, in fact,

353
00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:01,413
my very first boyfriend,
he was also a grease monkey.

354
00:14:03,893 --> 00:14:05,591
I-I-I ain'’t gonna
be able to do this.

355
00:14:05,634 --> 00:14:08,550
Dad, remember, remember,
respect the mamas.

356
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:12,641
Calvin, I'’m-I'm
sorry. Mom.

357
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,644
You cannot call Calvin a monkey.

358
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,299
It is an incredibly
offensive term.

359
00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:21,955
I didn'’t call him a monkey.
I called him a grease monkey.

360
00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:25,437
They'’re two totally
different things.

361
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,874
Not the way
you say it. Mm-mm.

362
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,397
You know what?

363
00:14:29,441 --> 00:14:33,619
I think I'’m gonna go outside
and get some evening air.

364
00:14:33,662 --> 00:14:35,011
It'’s only 12:30.

365
00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:36,274
I know what damn time
it is, Malcolm.

366
00:14:41,366 --> 00:14:43,716
Mom, you need to go outside
and apologize to Calvin.

367
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,108
For what?

368
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,023
Well, for calling him
a grease monkey.

369
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,025
Now, I know you may not
have meant it that way,

370
00:14:49,069 --> 00:14:52,115
but it is still
incredibly offensive.

371
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,334
Fine.

372
00:14:53,378 --> 00:14:55,249
If that'’s what'll
make you happy.

373
00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:57,338
Thank you.

374
00:14:57,382 --> 00:15:00,036
But, honestly, you people
can be so sensitive.

375
00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:05,825
We should do this
every year.

376
00:15:05,868 --> 00:15:08,175
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

377
00:15:08,218 --> 00:15:09,611
Calvin,

378
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:11,570
I owe you an apology.

379
00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:12,788
Oh, thank you.

380
00:15:12,832 --> 00:15:14,050
But if you ask me,

381
00:15:14,094 --> 00:15:15,443
I think you'’re overreacting.

382
00:15:15,487 --> 00:15:16,966
You think I'’m overreacting?

383
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:18,881
After all that stuff
you said in there?

384
00:15:18,925 --> 00:15:21,449
You mean about thinking
Marty was an athlete?

385
00:15:21,493 --> 00:15:23,103
Why is that such a crime?

386
00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:26,280
Please, let'’s not start
talking about crime.

387
00:15:26,324 --> 00:15:28,238
Let me tell you
why, Paula.

388
00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:30,371
Because everything you think
you know about black people

389
00:15:30,415 --> 00:15:31,938
is a stereotype.

390
00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:34,593
Oh, maybe, but in my experience,

391
00:15:34,636 --> 00:15:37,030
most stereotypes
are rooted in the truth.

392
00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:39,989
Here I am standing
right here in front of you

393
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:42,731
telling you that they'’re not,
yet you won'’t listen.

394
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,385
Oh, I listen.

395
00:15:44,429 --> 00:15:46,169
Yeah, to fake news.

396
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,346
Oh, you listen to fake news.

397
00:15:48,389 --> 00:15:49,869
Oh, no, yours is faker.

398
00:15:49,912 --> 00:15:52,219
No, I'’m sorry,
yours is much faker.

399
00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:54,917
[overlapping arguing]Will you both please shut up?

400
00:15:57,485 --> 00:16:00,619
Did he just tell
his mother to shut up?

401
00:16:00,662 --> 00:16:04,057
Did he just tell
Calvin to shut up?

402
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:07,365
I'’m done joking.

403
00:16:07,408 --> 00:16:10,629
I'’m-a sell this to pay-per-view.

404
00:16:10,672 --> 00:16:12,152
You need to stay
out of this, Dave.

405
00:16:12,195 --> 00:16:13,980
We'’re just having
a conversation.

406
00:16:14,023 --> 00:16:15,590
She just saying what she thinks.

407
00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:18,637
Yes, but what she
thinks is awful.

408
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:22,336
I have a right to my opinions.
Don'’t talk about me like that.

409
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:25,034
Oh, you mean like the way
you talk about other people?

410
00:16:25,078 --> 00:16:27,472
It'’s like you don't care
if what you say hurts them.

411
00:16:27,515 --> 00:16:29,909
You know, that'’s exactly
what I was trying to say, Paula.

412
00:16:29,952 --> 00:16:31,476
[stammers]

413
00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:33,478
Everyone'’s just so sensitive
these days.

414
00:16:33,521 --> 00:16:37,220
You know, I can actually agree
with you about that.

415
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:42,051
Yes, Mom, it'’s everyone else's
fault for being so sensitive.

416
00:16:42,095 --> 00:16:45,228
It'’s probably from
teaching empathy.

417
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,579
I don'’t understand, Mom,

418
00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:50,930
how someone who I love so much,

419
00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:53,759
who I know deep down
is a good person,

420
00:16:53,802 --> 00:16:57,415
can say such ignorant
and embarrassing things as you.

421
00:17:00,809 --> 00:17:02,898
I'’m sorry you feel that way
about your mother.

422
00:17:04,813 --> 00:17:06,336
Now if you'’ll
excuse me...

423
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,992
Oh, shoot, here she comes!

424
00:17:10,036 --> 00:17:11,690
[all exclaiming]

425
00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:18,305
I'’m sorry if I offended
any of you.

426
00:17:18,348 --> 00:17:20,916
That was never my intention.

427
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,485
So, if you'’ll excuse me,
I'’m gonna go pack my bags.

428
00:17:24,529 --> 00:17:26,444
Wait, no, no, no, no, no. Paula,
Paula, please don'’t leave.

429
00:17:26,487 --> 00:17:28,141
You'’re family.

430
00:17:28,184 --> 00:17:31,057
Yeah, Grammy,
I don'’t want you to go.

431
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:34,756
I know, honey, but clearly

432
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,367
your father doesn'’t
want me here, so...

433
00:17:37,411 --> 00:17:39,718
I guess now we know why
you moved so far away.

434
00:17:42,547 --> 00:17:44,287
Dave,

435
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,115
you can'’t talk to
your mother like that.

436
00:17:46,159 --> 00:17:47,508
You need to chill, man.

437
00:17:47,552 --> 00:17:49,031
Are you really defending her?

438
00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:50,772
Oh, I'’ll do
more than that.

439
00:17:50,816 --> 00:17:53,035
If she wanted to whup you,
I would hold you down.

440
00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:55,037
Look.

441
00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:56,952
She'’s just speaking
her mind, man.

442
00:17:56,996 --> 00:17:59,651
It'’s not her fault
that she is wildly misinformed.

443
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:05,178
Misinformed? She'’s worse
than misinformed.

444
00:18:05,221 --> 00:18:08,224
Yeah, well, at least with her
you know where you stand.

445
00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:11,271
Yes, and because of that,
I wore a T-shirt in the pool

446
00:18:11,314 --> 00:18:12,968
until I was
18 years old.

447
00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:19,279
Trust me, Dave, you'’re better
off knowing what someone thinks.

448
00:18:19,322 --> 00:18:21,890
It'’s when you don't is when
they could sneak up on you.

449
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,589
When who sneaks
up on you?

450
00:18:24,632 --> 00:18:27,635
The people that can
hurt you most.

451
00:18:27,679 --> 00:18:30,856
Like a son telling his mom
she embarrasses him.

452
00:18:30,899 --> 00:18:32,553
Yeah, but she does.

453
00:18:32,597 --> 00:18:35,513
It doesn'’t matter.
She gave you life, man.

454
00:18:35,556 --> 00:18:38,472
She deserves
your respect.

455
00:18:38,516 --> 00:18:42,563
Look, Paula is who she is,
she'’s not gonna change.

456
00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:44,870
But she'’s also not gonna
be around forever.

457
00:18:44,913 --> 00:18:47,176
And when she'’s not?

458
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:49,570
I don'’t care how much
she embarrasses you,

459
00:18:49,614 --> 00:18:52,181
you gonna miss her like you
never missed anybody before.

460
00:18:55,924 --> 00:18:58,448
Sounds like you know
what you'’re talking about.

461
00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:01,277
I do.
I miss my mother every day.

462
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,804
When did she pass?

463
00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:07,153
Oh, she didn'’t pass.

464
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:13,594
No, she just travels around the
world with my brother, Curtis.

465
00:19:13,638 --> 00:19:15,857
He has to
buy her love.

466
00:19:18,599 --> 00:19:20,122
Well, now I feel like a jerk.

467
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,995
Well, look,
you'’ll be fine, man.

468
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,867
Just go in there
and apologize,

469
00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:28,740
let her know she'’s the most
important woman in your life,

470
00:19:28,783 --> 00:19:31,090
and that you'’ll love her
no matter what.

471
00:19:34,615 --> 00:19:37,400
You think she'’ll
forgive me?

472
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,228
Of course, man.

473
00:19:39,272 --> 00:19:42,275
I mean, just tell her the only
reason that you yelled at her

474
00:19:42,318 --> 00:19:44,233
is that you'’ve been living
around all these black people

475
00:19:44,277 --> 00:19:45,365
and they made you crazy.

476
00:19:52,677 --> 00:19:54,853
I'’m glad you decided
to stay, Grammy.

477
00:19:54,896 --> 00:20:00,032
Aw, well, I'’m glad your
father convinced me to.

478
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,818
I'’ve never seen your mom change
her mind. How'’d you do it?

479
00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:05,428
Well, I just told her the truth.

480
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,995
I said, even though
we fight sometimes,

481
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,824
she'’s still my mom
and I'’ll always love her.

482
00:20:09,868 --> 00:20:11,652
And that was enough?

483
00:20:11,696 --> 00:20:13,785
No.

484
00:20:13,828 --> 00:20:15,264
She also thought her Uber driver

485
00:20:15,308 --> 00:20:16,788
looked like a terrorist
she saw on TV.

486
00:20:20,139 --> 00:20:22,141
You know, Gemma,
this food is really delicious.

487
00:20:22,184 --> 00:20:23,838
Yeah, Gemma,
for a skinny white girl,

488
00:20:23,882 --> 00:20:25,623
you sure can burn
like you black.

489
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:27,581
[laughter]

490
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:30,540
Oh.
You know what, I'’d like to make a toast.

491
00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:35,284
To the Johnson and
the Butler families,

492
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two families that have a lot
to be thankful for.

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And even though

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we don'’t always
see eye to eye,

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it'’s good to know that
if we communicate honestly,

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we can always find
common ground.

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Here, here.

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[overlapping talking]

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I would just like to add to...

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EVERYONE ELSE:
No, no, no, no, no, no!

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